American humor

Hearing aid could be dangerous! An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to a doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids, that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.  The gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said "Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again".  The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I have changed my will [testament] three times!" ========================================================================================= Can I use your car, Dad?  A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father […]

Hearing aid could be dangerous!

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to a doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids, that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. 

The gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said "Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again". 

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I have changed my will [testament] three times!"

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Can I use your car, Dad? 

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. 

His father said he’d make a deal: "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car". 

The boy thought about that for a moment and finally agreed to it. 

After about six weeks his father said "Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut". 

The boy answered "You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus Christ had long hair". 

His father replied "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"