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International Institute of Hazardous Goods

Paris – London – Milan

HAZARDOUS MATERIAL INFORMATION SHEET

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET

WOMEN – CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

Element

:

Woman

Symbol

:

Wo

Discoverer

:

Adam

Atomic mass

:

Accepted at 53,6 kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 kg

Occurences

:

Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Phisical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without reason

3. Melts if given treatment

4. Bitter if incorrectly used

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and range of precious stones

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation

3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands

2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at

   different locations